The Huckabee campaign has just announced that they have added the Christmas Linebacker to its stellar campaign roster. After the many critiques and concerns that have been expressed regarding Huckabee's controversial Christmas ad, the addition of the Christmas Linebacker could not have come at a better time. "Our campaign is truly blessed," Huckabee was quoted as saying. In a statement to the press, a campaign spokesperson said:
The addition of the Christmas Linebacker brings a fresh perspective to our message. The Linebacker has agreed to travel with the campaign through the Christmas season.
When asked what the press should say to people who have not heard of the Christmas Linebacker, Huckabee's spokeperson responded, "Just show them the video." Video below.
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